hey game sers im finna learn you guys a think or two sabout layzer corp lzr corn bes corn, as it grows in the alfiield s over the east. i was born near a ferm of layza corn, but we moved to florida, where i used to live. i rescerched layzer cern once i had gotten old enough to read (13) ((i love psarenfesis) and i found out it was pretty  epic hold ok boys this post is petty important but im finnna take a nap cause ur boi big tired ~~~ Yer brother, Onyern Juuse here. I woke up in som sort of bird store, wif a bunch of dem dere feavers on the floor. I thought it was perdy strange, but that's just what life on de ranch has in store fer you. de ranch is one of my favorite plases, after all its ma kingdom. have i told you kids about the ranch? 'course i haven't. well, lemme tell ya. I called for my carriage, as I would ev'ry mornin i woke up here. I packed my bag, with ma tools. The carriage arrived finerly, an i...

BRUH BRUH BRUH right today your boy has a # BRUH moment to share. this ones quite fast paced compared to the last post right your boy was taking his #dog for a #walk when out of the blue the sun rised. i was like BRUH, its only 4am, where am? the moon? thats when i realized i was on the moon. i was all like "HoLY MacKerEl Batmen" (((yess i learned how cuotaton marks work)))) ((ii also leasrned parenfeses))) and then batman was like  ""BRUH, im tryna take a nap""" and then the mellaril started to kick in BRUH not even sure why i said BRUH there but thats besides the point the point is however that i wasnt on  the moon anymore or was i? no i wasnt you loser anyways  i continued on wif my walk, as i had 19 more miles to go. then, i dropped my phone. BBRUH i was lucky as heck it didnt break, but when i went down to get it my dog was like ""BRUH, YEET!""" and th...

right so we finna just jum into this one #short and #sweet. i usually waste alot of time getting sipe traked so todat imm gonna get straigt to the point.  honoestly can i just say something real quic big thank for done did reading this. i done did work tres hard to bring information to you peiople. i balance 0 part time jobs, 0 full time jobs, 100's of birds and 0 friends on my nose in order to find time to teach the world. sometimes, its 0 birds cause i leave them all outside. i broke there wings they cant escape. the minutes upon minutes i spend on these posts are comparable to the amount of work it takes to email your boss about quitting after she smokes your pet lizard for the fourth time on a more important note, C sharp. ever heard it? its like the best note on any instrument. its been my wedding bells for years. speaking of bells, belle from that one movie about loving a dog man? can relate wait no i cant anyways, i ...

ok fam you may now that my boi banana man is like my  bff after shawp atopped being friends with me (for reasons i may not talking aboaut odut) but in the past, he was my mortal enememy. after god gave birf to banana man, with the sole purposee of gamending me, i constructed a plan. ok well i contstructed a bunch of plans. this is the 5th time god tried to gamened me, and banana man was his strongest creation. at least, thats what wikipedia told me as i began to researsersch, i heard a kenock at my door. whomst coudklas that be? the popo? no, i paid them off this weak already. done did my taxes. my mom? nope, still in afganishan probably. dad? died on crimmas? cousin? died in a coal mine. other cousin? still in the hospital. step-dad? no also died on crimmas... i was beginning to run out of family memebers, so i turned to friends. having as many friends as i did, i referred to my list. 1. shawp  (mad at me) ...

right so your boi kina lowky los his computer but i finally robbed aother best buy so here we go fam. famamaamam. i finally undersand how punctuation works! so i will be using it througout this educational post in order ford you to better understand the post,. did i just youse the word post twice in the same sentence? i need to work on my repetion next. LOL! am i hip eith the teens now?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? sorry if i seem a little off, i just deleted satan and god still hasnt given me a medal yet. I really want one. God, i know i might have sinned like 1... 2... several times, but that ain't important. i literally killed like the main villain from you're hit book. Whens the sequel coming out? i wanna be in it. Cant wait for bible 2.  anyways, from now on, perfect punctuation. 1 step closer to a mddle school edcation. anyways guys today i have a topic that is very important to me i feel as if ...

was finna tell u the story ab how my dad died on chrismas but my girlfrien beat me with a fork so im kinda convinced shes satan and in an attempt to summon him to be my friend i accidently spawned a girlfriend and oririanlally i htought tht having a giels firend aewould have nbeeen rewalaly good, but ljiek now im convinced it isnt. she is a terrible person, and tried to kill my guinea pigs. i had to sacrifice more goats to stop her, and i dont wanna do that anymore. honestly i ened hekpl gamers, how do i remove my girlferiend who is also actually the dark lord satan????????? she has a blog btw and she threatened to kill me if i dont plug it https://thasabunchanonsense.blogspot.com/

⛧christian post ahead⛧ i cant say god because my mom said so so todai i will b teaching you ho w to be a magic man. THIS IS CRUICISAL INFO im awar that the conclusidon to this beautfiul series has takenw a while, for i have been steudying the vblade. if  yo u have not read the other 3 parts, you will not understan. if you don understan, then you are a NOOB. and if you didn't already know, NO NOOBS ALLOWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok so like first you gotta do yourr daily duck prayers. as always. pray facing Seokchon Lake (heres a picture) this prepares you for the intense power you are about to recieve. nex, you needa do your homewokr. don worry, this just makes sure that u get it don bc this ritual takes a while ok so like you need to take your juiced pizza, and pour it into a bottle. the bo...

right so im putting magik man tutorial on hold for a more pressing issue i know this post tooik a while but i was listening to my favorite rapper YUNG UPGRADE, link down below mans is fire 🔥🔥🔥 emojis are so cool check this out 💣💥⏩🐧🐦🐥🐤🐣 get it!!! im killing birds with an explosive device. its like hyroglifics but with colour now that im closer to the great african savannayes i have access to better nums. now i dont have to eat parakeets, now i can eeat grater things like edgy horsies and hard worms. oky so today im going to teach how to cokok the edgy hors more comonly known as zebre PRO TIP: DON GOOGL EDGY HORS ok so like there are many ways to cut the meat of a zebra. im going to take the sensible route and use toenail clippers, link to some good ones  https://www.amazon.com/BLACK-DECKER-BEHT100-Hedge-Trimmer/dp/B077Z9KM29/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1544669125&sr=8-3&keywords=hedge+cutters...

hey kids welcome back to onion juice how bored are you 1- canadian 2- me 3- the 400 birds in cages 5- esports player 6- dinosaur 1 is most bored 2 is biggest bored if you are on that spectrum go do something else http://guineapigea.blogspot.com/ this loser left his blog up go bully him so this time i decided to build my own plane cause i ran out of ferrets fighting the us military i have a sufficient supply of gamer juic so if you were wondering what we will be using as fuel, thas what ull be using. BUILDIN MATERALS ok so there are many options human bones wood osmium i was tempted by the first option but then i realized, all the bird feathers lying around! so i decided to use them BLUE PRINT usually i dont make a blueprint for stuff i build bc im a master builder so i dnt really need to. but i decided to this time because im not a proffesional aeroespace engengeer so i neeeded ot make sure i didnt make ...

right os like your boi was minding my own buisness hacking epic games to unblock me on facebook when i got a notification. one of my gamer bros i met on xbox messaged me that some loser had just made a blog and on the side he was bullying me. this means that he knows me. but i hid my identity. how did he find out my name!!! hes a frickn loser and his guinea pigeas are ugly as frick. those dogs dont even move lol at least my dog moved while it was still alive how could anyone like a guinea pigea? thos things are so dumb and arent anywhere near as cool as my dog. this kid think he can call me mean names. little did he know, i have 3 friends on ro- ok so maybe i dont have any roblox friends anymore but thats besides the point. this fricker will not survive this. i borrowed the nuclear launch codes and will be game-ending him momentarily lol bye XD to him atleast this blog ppost isnt over so like the governmen...

SPONSORED BY BRAZILLIAN GROVERNEMTNT JK XD HAHAHAH nord vpn + internet private access + norton security + mcafee + gun strapped to a highchair + Tunnelbear + tinfoil hat = i have like 10 minutes b4 the governemt finds me again ima make this quick so i was asked by a friend of a friend of a cousin whos dead asked how to get revenge the answer is simple fill there house with ducks ok so you may be syaing onion juice, where would i get ducks? the duck store idiot kk ima spend the next 7 minutes looking up pictures of chris prat

right so i havent posted for all of november bc the government raided my house with napalm and killed my dog so i had to host a public funeral heres the pamphlet and trust me guys there is no hidden message in the post Heck that pamphlet was so convincing i almost canceled the dog funeral to attend this dog funeral but then i realized... my dogs more important ok so first your going to need to plan. whos coming? heres my list so far - janet - - - - - - - hahaha i forget nobody likes me anymore lol anyways  after you have your list you need to make a pamphlet. as you saw above its very convincing, i feel like the last part sells it speaking of selling am i selling to you how safe i currently am. the governent are not coming for me Everyone loves a dog funeral. from the 3 ive been to, all for my dogs, the people there were crying. something about the gun pointed at them but thats just an excuse. y...

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I Sincerely Never Obscured The Red Electronics And Leaves the governent cant get me this time That random set of words at the top means nothing dont worry next part of history coming soon need to catch up on my history tho bc my brain got assaulted by worms and i forgot everything past the age of 6 luckily i had a backup thanks to my sponsor Aluminium! thats right the entire element of aluminium is sponsoring this blog! make sure to throw any aluminum objects you have directly into your screen as fast as possible to show your support! or through it at your dog see if i care canada formed after the third great rhino war and the ducks needed space to live after the humans stole all there land. they then evolved into aggresive insects more commonly known as polar bears and now inhabit the land known as canada canada is comprised of many things: - - - - snow - - alot i know haha that rhymes you know what else rhymes? i dont care enough ...

bce stands for bit coin extreme speaking of extreme, i spent an extreme amount of time researching history and satan the bible so this will be extremlt acreate. IT ALL STARTED LIKE a bunch YEARS AGO 100,000 BCE at first, it was dark, then, someone turned on the lights. the whole universe was like omg finally - universe so like out of the light came many a thing first came jeff, the god of jeff he had a pretty cool name and did fortnite dances then Clefffffff, god of insects. nobody likes him and potato, god of food. hes racist towards the irish so nobody likes him either you'll see oh and dont forget god, the god of finland. jk hes not real jeff was like i need house -jeff so he made an earth. then cleff was like we need a huge lamp - cleffffff forshadowing then the sun so the earth circled the sun in space. it was real boring bc the earth was also a fireball rn so they needed something to look at lets make a bunch of other s...

if it wasnt alreayd obvois the frisbee is the most ultimate weapon. it feels no pain. for instance, if you throw a frisbee at a 4 year old, the frisbee wont cry. but if you throw a 4 year old at another 4 year old, they both cry. peasents i say xDDDDD anyways ive commited like a bazillion klils in minecraft hunger games using a frissbeee so you aleady know its the most EPIC weapon lol I need to explain the hidstroy so u guys can ace your histroy test THE STORRY  OF THE FRISBWEEE there was a man by the name of amazon prime. he was in his prime, and he was a a,m pf the amazon. out there, it was dog eat dog, person eat dog, pineapple eat dog, thjere was a lot of dogs. the rainforest wasnt there yet though it was just a plain bc the trees were still growing lol the trees were so beautiful in that they weren't there just like your dad anyways he was out in the fields gathering corn gorewn by th...

The art of fighting with a ferret is truly ae inspiring. one must practice both the combat and defensive forms of the use of such a formiddable weapon. the ferret has many pros and cons to its usgage. PROES cheese male nazis women nazis nazis in general budgies jk those r the things you hit with a ferret ACTUAL PROCES - ez to rob nazis with - heckboi deflector - coconut slapper - cheese slapper - ferret slapper - child slapper (ONLY NAZI CHILDREN) - potato cream - yeet! BOO HAHAHAHAHAHHA SPOOKED YOU LOLOLOLOLOLOL conOONONONS - ferret - expensive - need to feed it - pokemon go to the polls so lets get into usage the number one usage is for beating cheese with a ferret for satanic rituals   fun. christian values! guys dont forget to never break the law and always treat animals with respect. now lets get into illegally disrespecting feretrs beating cheese is truly an art. it can work as a supplement to budgie liver, howeve...

THIS ONE IS PG 13 KIDDOS OMG CLICKBAITED!! i know that you only read my blog becaus eryou hhave nobody to talk to and to be honest i only write this because nobody talks to me but thats besides the point im in brazil anyways xddddDDDD so how has your day beem jk as you already knoe i coudldnt care less i have better things to deal with liek cryiong and molding ice cream out of the remains of cats. the cats taste good. they remind me of my friends, in that they are dead. xdddddd yeet!' couple things 1. Beating chese wit a fereeret coming soon 1. yeet povvers coming soon 1. my social life coming soon never 2. yeet! 3. new url: bc the old one was hard to remember ( cactuschairs.blogspot.com ) 4. new icon bc a heart is for pansies hehehehe  7 oh about that email she emailed me about burning her house down and i replied with your not god lolololol then sahe replied with what and i said no and then i sent a bullet through my scr...