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how to host a dog funeral

right so i havent posted for all of november bc the government raided my house with napalm and killed my dog so i had to host a public funeral

heres the pamphlet


and trust me guys there is no hidden message in the post







Heck that pamphlet was so convincing i almost canceled the dog funeral to attend this dog funeral but then i realized... my dogs more important

ok so first your going to need to plan. whos coming? heres my list so far

- janet
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hahaha i forget nobody likes me anymore lol


anyways  after you have your list you need to make a pamphlet. as you saw above its very convincing, i feel like the last part sells it

speaking of selling

am i selling to you how safe i currently am. the governent are not coming for me







Everyone loves a dog funeral. from the 3 ive been to, all for my dogs, the people there were crying. something about the gun pointed at them but thats just an excuse. you know they are crying ovr the stupid dog

Lol dont worry about these coordinates they definetly arent backwards as to my real location which is where im hiding
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People often go to dog funerals for the free food. me? i go there to make fun of people who attend dog funerals lol what are you doing with your life writing a stupid blog cause you have no other talents HA



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