HISTORY OF WORLD (100,000 BCE - 20,000 BCE)

bce stands for bit coin extreme

speaking of extreme, i spent an extreme amount of time researching history and satan the bible so this will be extremlt acreate.


IT ALL STARTED LIKE a bunch YEARS AGO

100,000 BCE
at first, it was dark, then, someone turned on the lights. the whole universe was like
omg finally - universe

so like out of the light came many a thing
first came jeff, the god of jeff
he had a pretty cool name and did fortnite dances

then Clefffffff, god of insects. nobody likes him

and potato, god of food. hes racist towards the irish so nobody likes him either you'll see

oh and dont forget god, the god of finland. jk hes not real




jeff was like
i need house -jeff
so he made an earth.

then cleff was like

we need a huge lamp - cleffffff forshadowing

then the sun

so the earth circled the sun in space. it was real boring bc the earth was also a fireball rn so they needed something to look at

lets make a bunch of other suns to make cool pictures in the sky while the earth cools down -jeff

so they made a bunch of pics in the sky and then the earf cooled down

WATER INSECTS - cleeffff

NONONONONO STOP - JEFF

40,000 BCE
and now theres fish god dammit clefffff literally nobody wanted this

lets starve the irish - potato

jeff then shot potato and then had 10 children
jeff II
jeff III
jeff IV who was a girl this time
jeff V
jeff VI
jeff VII
jeff VIII
jeff IX
jeff X

they were all demigods bc the mom was a fish making them all mermen/mermaid(s) but they had legs

the 10 merpeople went out to live on earth
jeff II made trees but they took forever to grow bc Jeff II was slow
jeff III made grass bc he wanted to make the ground pretty
jeff IV made assault rifles to kill people with
jeff V ran away bc he was scared
jeff VI built a coral reef bc he wanted friends
jeff VII made books like a nerd
jeff VIII made parakeets (mistake)
jeff IX made nazis
jeff X made rap music

30,000 BCE
jeff II then stole an assault rifle and ran to the beach
GIMME REEF OR GET SHOT - jeff II to jeff VI
jeff IV then shot him to defender her bro
get yeeted on peaseant - jeff IV

DID SOMEONE SAY YEET - VIII
he then threw a bird at the ground so hard he killed the dinosaurs

cleeffff - SMART INSECTS
DUDE STOP - literally everyone

great now theres humans who actually thought this was a good idea

25,000 BCE
so the humans were out and about killing each other with assault rifles. the fields finally had a few trees on them. but they were running out of land so the gods came together to come up with some ideas

we make more planets for them since we have literally infinite space in space - jeff
VIOLENT INSECTS - clefffffff
starve the irish - potato

clefff, what? and also potato the irish still dont exist - jeff

VIOLENT INSECTS

cool theres bears now god dammit

jeff IV - why dont we reflect africa over the atlantic ocean

cool theres south america now

by now you have heard the story of the great amazonian plains.

20,000 BCE

out in the fields humans were out and about eating grass. a few years before, a man had invented the greatest invention of all time

penecillin

but more importantly he made the frisbee so heck penecillin

the frisbee would come in handy, when the rhinos attacked. they were able to pick off a few but there were just too many. the frisbees, they werent helping. boys and grils getting shreked left and right by the great rhino horde

FRISBEE WORMS - clefff

ok come on literally anything else would have helped - humans

do you want spiders - cleffff
JESUS OK FRISBEE WORMS WILL DO JUST PLEASE STOP - humans

tune in next time to see the outcome of this great war