The history of the Frisbee

if it wasnt alreayd obvois the frisbee is the most ultimate weapon. it feels no pain. for instance, if you throw a frisbee at a 4 year old, the frisbee wont cry. but if you throw a 4 year old at another 4 year old, they both cry. peasents i say xDDDDD


anyways ive commited like a bazillion klils in minecraft hunger games using a frissbeee so you aleady know its the most EPIC weapon lol


I need to explain the hidstroy so u guys can ace your histroy test


THE STORRY  OF THE FRISBWEEE


there was a man by the name of amazon prime. he was in his prime, and he was a a,m pf the amazon. out there, it was dog eat dog, person eat dog, pineapple eat dog, thjere was a lot of dogs. the rainforest wasnt there yet though it was just a plain bc the trees were still growing lol

the trees were so beautiful in that they weren't there just like your dad anyways he was out in the fields gathering corn gorewn by the ancient natives. ill tell there story later since the story is boring but nothing can be as boring as you

double roast im so epic

anyways he was out in the fields his pockets were full of corn the rhinos came from the west. they were glorious. you may ask, how did rhinos get to south united states? well ur swanser is that south US is basically africa reflected over ze altanic ocin

XDDDDDDDD

SO the rhinos came anfthey were like

sup fam u is on our is land is yess - rhehino

no - amazan

finna get yeeted on - rehanionio

yeet! - Amazan man yan kablam

then he TwItCheD out of the way of them heckers

Yeet!

And thats the story. Speaking of the story, have you hard of the stoey of the story of the frisbee?

first you may ask how twitch prime has to do with frisbees, and i also may ask, how good are you doing in math? exactly. get out fool

jk if you are doing good in math then your a nerd xDDDDDDD

Speaking of nerds, have you guys heard the story of the story of the storyu of the frisbee? no you havent because your all peasents

speaking of stories, have you heard to story of Twitch prime

i wont tell it to you because im telling you the story of the story of the story of the frisbee story

dabs feriousciously

once upon a time, there was a time there was a man by the name of not straight. he had bendy arms and legs and liked to milk pidgeons. dylan is just like him  anyways he was a soldier out in vietnam. he was using his trusty frisbee to combat the communist heckbois. then he thot,
how can i dash because i dont like fighting - not straight
you could be like our current president and just avoid the draft illegally - random solder
he isnt president yet - not straight
heck - random soldier, now dead for breaking the laws of time
yeet!
ignore the random yeets im being attacked by nazis right now

brb playing new black ops

that game is decent but no singleplayer? dont act like i play single player i have a girlfriend shes just dead

the governent kileld her for heaving red hair

f in chat bobis

 anyways he was thinking and was like
i should attach my frisbee to a tree and yeet myself out of here
and thus the helicoptor was born

speaking of helicopters, having you guys heard the stroy of the stroyer of the story of the story of the frisbees storys story story? yikes you havent well someone hasnt been paying attention in history UH HO SPEAGEHETIOS

so like the frisbee worms (worms shaped like frisbees) had recently declared war on the bees. the bees controlled most of the mediterraniean so the frisbee worms came through the mountains on giant spiders very simirlarly to the carfagigians. guys remember to take notes for the test

the war lasted like 100 years bc worms and bees are really small if you werent aware. the bee empire collapsed after the ant barbarians attacked. just when we needed berry bee benson the most, he vanashinged.

sad

leave a like for the bee empire jk bees are satans children

around the same time saracsam was created in the middle east by the scorpion empire. wait no now im getitng into world history thats for later

anyways now that oyu know the history of the frisbee, fill out this test. get one question wrong and you better watch your kneecaps

HISTORY EXAM