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I Sincerely Never Obscured The Red Electronics And Leaves


the governent cant get me this time



That random set of words at the top means nothing dont worry

next part of history coming soon need to catch up on my history tho bc my brain got assaulted by worms and i forgot everything past the age of 6 luckily i had a backup thanks to my sponsor Aluminium!

thats right the entire element of aluminium is sponsoring this blog! make sure to throw any aluminum objects you have directly into your screen as fast as possible to show your support! or through it at your dog see if i care


canada formed after the third great rhino war and the ducks needed space to live after the humans stole all there land. they then evolved into aggresive insects more commonly known as polar bears and now inhabit the land known as canada

canada is comprised of many things:
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- snow
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alot i know

haha that rhymes

you know what else rhymes?

i dont care enough to answer that

x d

its really hard to make an entire post about a fake empty but definelty real.

THE GOVERMENT IS IN MY HOUSE IM SCARED PLEASE HELP

 so thats the end of this microscophic post good luck ex dee

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