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the s̩̳̭̼̺ͪ̔͋̈́̃͘ͅw̘̙̖͓̓͛͌͌̄̿͡a̢͚̝͔̺͉͌ͨ̾̍͡ṛ̱̞̹̆́ͭ̔̆̌͗ͦ͡m̶̳̯̙̬̠̲͇̄̍͝ͅ

my first mistake was existing. my second mistake was existing in a reality in which the s̩̳̭̼̺ͪ̔͋̈́̃͘ͅw̘̙̖͓̓͛͌͌̄̿͡a̢͚̝͔̺͉͌ͨ̾̍͡ṛ̱̞̹̆́ͭ̔̆̌͗ͦ͡m̶̳̯̙̬̠̲͇̄̍͝ͅ exists. there are a few things constant in life.

1) death

2) taxes

3) the s̩̳̭̼̺ͪ̔͋̈́̃͘ͅw̘̙̖͓̓͛͌͌̄̿͡a̢͚̝͔̺͉͌ͨ̾̍͡ṛ̱̞̹̆́ͭ̔̆̌͗ͦ͡m̶̳̯̙̬̠̲͇̄̍͝ͅ.


if you ever wanted to cry, think of the s̩̳̭̼̺ͪ̔͋̈́̃͘ͅw̘̙̖͓̓͛͌͌̄̿͡a̢͚̝͔̺͉͌ͨ̾̍͡ṛ̱̞̹̆́ͭ̔̆̌͗ͦ͡m̶̳̯̙̬̠̲͇̄̍͝ͅ. then think of the swarm but inside your house.

thats the horror i went through.



your boi was out here murdering deer when they used some sort of ooga booga magic on me. whomst cares right? at this point im just collecting curses. well, i was wrong.

i went home to continue one of my favorite hobbies. crucifying minions. I summon real minions, and nails there arms and legs to the my wall before taking pot shots wif my crossbow.

it was all fun and games till i started coughing up congealed blobs of live fruit flies.



the s̩̳̭̼̺ͪ̔͋̈́̃͘ͅw̘̙̖͓̓͛͌͌̄̿͡a̢͚̝͔̺͉͌ͨ̾̍͡ṛ̱̞̹̆́ͭ̔̆̌͗ͦ͡m̶̳̯̙̬̠̲͇̄̍͝ͅ has escaped.



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