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how to set a rat on fire

right so we finna just jum into this one #short and #sweet. i usually waste alot of time getting sipe traked so todat imm gonna get straigt to the point.


 honoestly can i just say something real quic

big thank for done did reading this. i done did work tres hard to bring information to you peiople. i balance 0 part time jobs, 0 full time jobs, 100's of birds and 0 friends on my nose in order to find time to teach the world. sometimes, its 0 birds cause i leave them all outside. i broke there wings they cant escape. the minutes upon minutes i spend on these posts are comparable to the amount of work it takes to email your boss about quitting after she smokes your pet lizard for the fourth time

on a more important note, C sharp. ever heard it? its like the best note on any instrument. its been my wedding bells for years.

speaking of bells, belle from that one movie about loving a dog man? can relate

wait no i cant


anyways, i say anyways alot. suggestions on better transitions?

transitions?

transistors?

now im not an electronics boi, but i think the transistors in my 2008 toyota corolla done did on fire.

fire?

you should listen ot my new mixtape, its pretty fire.

fire? like how my lizard was on fire. if that hadn't happened, i'd stil hav a job :( murder isnt wrong if they smoked your lizard


anyways, i say anyways alot. suggestions on better transitions?

transitions?

transistors?

now im not an electronics boi, but i think the transistors in my 2008 toyota corolla done did on fire.

fire?

you should listen ot my new mixtape, its pretty fire.

fire? like how my lizard was on fire. if that hadn't happened, i'd stil hav a job :( murder isnt wrong if they smoked your lizard

anyways, i say anyways alot. suggestions on better transitions?

transitions?

transistors?

now im not an electronics boi, but i think the transistors in my 2008 toyota corolla done did on fire.

fire?

you should listen ot my new mixtape, its pretty fire.

fire? like how my lizard was on fire. if that hadn't happened, i'd stil hav a job :( murder isnt wrong if they smoked your lizard

anyways, i say anyways alot. suggestions on better transitions?

transitions?

transistors?

now im not an electronics boi, but i think the transistors in my 2008 toyota corolla done did on fire.

fire?

you should listen ot my new mixtape, its pretty fire.

fire? like how my lizard was on fire. if that hadn't happened, i'd stil hav a job :( murder isnt wrong if they smoked your lizard

anyways, i say anyways alot. suggestions on better transitions?

transitions?

transistors?

now im not an electronics boi, but i think the transistors in my 2008 toyota corolla done did on fire.

fire?

you should listen ot my new mixtape, its pretty fire.

fire? like how my lizard was on fire. if that hadn't happened, i'd stil hav a job :( murder isnt wrong if they smoked your lizard

anyways, i say anyways alot. suggestions on better transitions?

transitions?

transistors?

now im not an electronics boi, but i think the transistors in my 2008 toyota corolla done did on fire.

fire?

you should listen ot my new mixtape, its pretty fire.

fire? like how my lizard was on fire. if that hadn't happened, i'd stil hav a job :( murder isnt wrong if they smoked your lizard

on a more important note,  C sharp. ever heard it? its like the best note on any instrument. its been my wedding bells for years.

speaking of bells, belle from that one movie about loving a dog man? can relate

wait no i cant


anyways, i say anyways alot. suggestions on better transitions?

transitions?

anyways, i say anyways alot. suggestions on better transitions?

transitions?

transistors?

now im not an electronics boi, but i think the transistors in my 2008 toyota corolla done did on fire.

fire?

you should listen ot my new mixtape, its pretty fire.

fire? like how my lizard was on fire. if that hadn't happened, i'd stil hav a job :( murder isnt wrong if they smoked your lizard

anyways, i say anyways alot. suggestions on better transitions?

transitions?

transistors?

now im not an electronics boi, but i think the transistors in my 2008 toyota corolla done did on fire.

fire?

you should listen ot my new mixtape, its pretty fire.





okokkokokk, lets get to the point. point, like a pencil. dang,

wait whats this room

wow its like a hospitall or something

wow whos that


























penncils are pointy man. i dont have many. i use them as ammunition during target practice


on a more important note, setting rats on fire. fire? burns. burns things. things. things can be people. people. i miss people. who do i miss? finishing this post. If you want to set a rat on fire, all you gots to do is call it ugly. boom roasted


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