hey game sers im finna learn you guys a think or two sabout layzer corp
lzr corn bes corn, as it grows in the alfiield s over the east. i was born near a ferm of layza corn, but we moved to florida, where i used to live. i rescerched layzer cern once i had gotten old enough to read (13) ((i love psarenfesis) and i found out it was pretty epic
hold
ok boys this post is petty important but im finnna take a nap cause ur boi big tired
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Yer brother, Onyern Juuse here. I woke up in som sort of bird store, wif a bunch of dem dere feavers on the floor. I thought it was perdy strange, but that's just what life on de ranch has in store fer you. de ranch is one of my favorite plases, after all its ma kingdom. have i told you kids about the ranch? 'course i haven't. well, lemme tell ya.
I called for my carriage, as I would ev'ry mornin i woke up here. I packed my bag, with ma tools. The carriage arrived finerly, an i hopped in.
As always, there wer some travelers in the carriag. aftr all, uber pool was cheaper, and due to a few certain inserdents, the ranch was pretty poor.
b4 i was king of the ranch, there wer' this other kid, name was somefink like uh... i dont remember but this boi had magical powrs. pretty heckin scary, could make explosions and he could make a pretty good grilled cheese. he dissapeared the dai i came to the ranch, so nothin' stopped me from becoming king. kinda just walked up to the chair and was like, "im king now LAWL"
the rats couldn't really stop me cause i had guns and rat poison and they had poor people teeth. lemme give ye' a rundown of my first week on the ranch. Hard work, livin' out here.
DAY 1 of my reign as king saw the kingdom getin' raided. the approached from the east. who approached? coultnt' really tell. i dont speak broke, so i couldn' really tell what them there rats were saying. i just shot the raiders.
DAY 2 saw me watchin' over the lazer corn fields. ya know, corn with laza's in it. #1 export.
DAY 3. saw me takin' a nap. I like sleepin, but somtimes the rats think your dead, and bury you in the fields to give the corn nutrients. i bury shovels now, jus in case.
DAY 4 saw the FDA investigatin' the ranch. this is also considered a raid, so we shot them. rats ate good that night.
DAY 5 saw me seeing myself. i looked in a mirror, and thought, man, i needa' learn to speak broke, these rats keep yelling at me.
DAY 6 saw me takin' out ma airpods. finally i could hear them.
"bro you needa file the taxes"
"bro we are litterally starving to death we dont even grow real food"
"bro you needa sign like 200 bills"
"bro you needa refill the soda machine we cant reach"
"bro you needa stop setting the babies on fire"
"bro... your so hot" ok ignore this one
"bro we got raided like 4 times the lazer corn fields are like almost empty"
"how many licks does it take to get to the center of my heart?" this one was creepy but he wouldnt stop saying it
"bro we have litterally been eating grass and dandelions please order us to get real food"
"bro sign my year book"
"bro.... bro"
yeah so thats why i put my airpods back in
DAY 7 final day woohoo
with the snap of ma fingers i got the food problem sorted at ( i poisoned like half the rats so the other rats could eat them) so now we have half the population. now this isnt a problem, as were too poor by this point for anyone to care about raidin' us. thas' abouta change tho. them layza corn fields, once worked, will produce infinitie monies, as they used to say in ma hometown. oh wait, this is ma hometown
(put like a laugh track here because this is a super funny moment)
yo im feeling a lil tired brb
kk nap over wait why the hell am i room with a bunch of rats wait this isnt even the first time why does this keep happening nevermind leave a like or dont sub to my channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeILtq4wYekP0H9lkjhQe8Q
lzr corn bes corn, as it grows in the alfiield s over the east. i was born near a ferm of layza corn, but we moved to florida, where i used to live. i rescerched layzer cern once i had gotten old enough to read (13) ((i love psarenfesis) and i found out it was pretty epic
hold
ok boys this post is petty important but im finnna take a nap cause ur boi big tired
~~~
Yer brother, Onyern Juuse here. I woke up in som sort of bird store, wif a bunch of dem dere feavers on the floor. I thought it was perdy strange, but that's just what life on de ranch has in store fer you. de ranch is one of my favorite plases, after all its ma kingdom. have i told you kids about the ranch? 'course i haven't. well, lemme tell ya.
I called for my carriage, as I would ev'ry mornin i woke up here. I packed my bag, with ma tools. The carriage arrived finerly, an i hopped in.
As always, there wer some travelers in the carriag. aftr all, uber pool was cheaper, and due to a few certain inserdents, the ranch was pretty poor.
b4 i was king of the ranch, there wer' this other kid, name was somefink like uh... i dont remember but this boi had magical powrs. pretty heckin scary, could make explosions and he could make a pretty good grilled cheese. he dissapeared the dai i came to the ranch, so nothin' stopped me from becoming king. kinda just walked up to the chair and was like, "im king now LAWL"
the rats couldn't really stop me cause i had guns and rat poison and they had poor people teeth. lemme give ye' a rundown of my first week on the ranch. Hard work, livin' out here.
DAY 1 of my reign as king saw the kingdom getin' raided. the approached from the east. who approached? coultnt' really tell. i dont speak broke, so i couldn' really tell what them there rats were saying. i just shot the raiders.
DAY 2 saw me watchin' over the lazer corn fields. ya know, corn with laza's in it. #1 export.
DAY 3. saw me takin' a nap. I like sleepin, but somtimes the rats think your dead, and bury you in the fields to give the corn nutrients. i bury shovels now, jus in case.
DAY 4 saw the FDA investigatin' the ranch. this is also considered a raid, so we shot them. rats ate good that night.
DAY 5 saw me seeing myself. i looked in a mirror, and thought, man, i needa' learn to speak broke, these rats keep yelling at me.
DAY 6 saw me takin' out ma airpods. finally i could hear them.
"bro you needa file the taxes"
"bro we are litterally starving to death we dont even grow real food"
"bro you needa sign like 200 bills"
"bro you needa refill the soda machine we cant reach"
"bro you needa stop setting the babies on fire"
"bro we got raided like 4 times the lazer corn fields are like almost empty"
"bro we have litterally been eating grass and dandelions please order us to get real food"
"bro sign my year book"
"bro.... bro"
yeah so thats why i put my airpods back in
DAY 7 final day woohoo
with the snap of ma fingers i got the food problem sorted at ( i poisoned like half the rats so the other rats could eat them) so now we have half the population. now this isnt a problem, as were too poor by this point for anyone to care about raidin' us. thas' abouta change tho. them layza corn fields, once worked, will produce infinitie monies, as they used to say in ma hometown. oh wait, this is ma hometown
(put like a laugh track here because this is a super funny moment)
yo im feeling a lil tired brb
kk nap over wait why the hell am i room with a bunch of rats wait this isnt even the first time why does this keep happening nevermind leave a like or dont sub to my channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeILtq4wYekP0H9lkjhQe8Q
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