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becoming a magik man

⛧christian post ahead⛧
i cant say god because my mom said so so todai i will b teaching you ho w to be a magic man. THIS IS CRUICISAL INFO

im awar that the conclusidon to this beautfiul series has takenw a while, for i have been steudying the vblade.

if  yo u have not read the other 3 parts, you will not understan. if you don understan, then you are a NOOB. and if you didn't already know, NO NOOBS ALLOWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok so like first you gotta do yourr daily duck prayers. as always. pray facing Seokchon Lake
(heres a picture)

this prepares you for the intense power you are about to recieve.

nex, you needa do your homewokr. don worry, this just makes sure that u get it don bc this ritual takes a while

ok so like you need to take your juiced pizza, and pour it into a bottle. the botte must be exact 4.20 L. that may seem a bit big, but so is the amount of work i put into this blog. anyways i will stop stalling and get to the point

your going to have to sacrifice something

usually i sacrifice Saiga antelopes, because they have wierd faces and honestly getting rid of them doesnt sleem like a bad idea. however i will be using ostriches as they are closer to finland then antelopes (thanks helsinki zoo)


so you go into your satanic ritual chamber prayin rom for god ofc and set down your ostrich onto the pentragram.

hol on im  getting a call

usually i set my phone on fire in order to dampen the sound of the ring with my fire alarm going off but i ran out of lighters

whenever i hear a ringing they tell me to answer the phone so i need to answer

itss ab to stop so i better answer now


what do you mean stop?

i told you to stop calling me guy
SHES HERE??










ok so about that whole sacrifice thing yeah don't do that i've mayde a biag  mistakew so DONT DONTTTTTTTTTTTTT


oh hey uh

yeah of courrse

alright gamers i got to go turns out you dont want to be magik man bc ur possesive gf will force you to play smash brawl with her



Location: Big River, SK S0J 0E0, Canada

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