becoming a magik man

⛧christian post ahead⛧
i cant say ~~god~~ because my mom said so so todai i will b teaching you ho w to be a magic man. THIS IS CRUICISAL INFO

im awar that the conclusidon to this beautfiul series has takenw a while, for i have been steudying the vblade.

if yo u have not read the other 3 parts, you will not understan. if you don understan, then you are a NOOB. and if you didn't already know, NO NOOBS ALLOWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok so like first you gotta do yourr daily duck prayers. as always. pray facing Seokchon Lake
(heres a picture)

this prepares you for the intense power you are about to recieve.

nex, you needa do your homewokr. don worry, this just makes sure that u get it don bc this ritual takes a while

ok so like you need to take your juiced pizza, and pour it into a bottle. the botte must be exact 4.20 L. that may seem a bit big, but so is the amount of work i put into this blog. anyways i will stop stalling and get to the point

your going to have to sacrifice something

usually i sacrifice Saiga antelopes, because they have wierd faces and honestly getting rid of them doesnt sleem like a bad idea. however i will be using ostriches as they are closer to finland then antelopes (thanks helsinki zoo)

so you go into your ~~satanic ritual chamber~~ prayin rom for god ofc and set down your ostrich onto the pentragram.

hol on im getting a call

usually i set my phone on fire in order to dampen the sound of the ring with my fire alarm going off but i ran out of lighters

whenever i hear a ringing they tell me to answer the phone so i need to answer

itss ab to stop so i better answer now

what do you mean stop?

i told you to stop calling me guy

SHES HERE??

ok so about that whole sacrifice thing yeah don't do that i've mayde a biag mistakew so DONT DONTTTTTTTTTTTTT

oh hey uh

yeah of courrse

alright gamers i got to go turns out you dont want to be magik man bc ur possesive gf will force you to play smash brawl with her

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