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update- the story time

was finna tell u the story ab how my dad died on chrismas but my girlfrien beat me with a fork so im kinda convinced shes satan and in an attempt to summon him to be my friend i accidently spawned a girlfriend and oririanlally i htought tht having a giels firend aewould have nbeeen rewalaly good, but ljiek now im convinced it isnt. she is a terrible person, and tried to kill my guinea pigs. i had to sacrifice more goats to stop her, and i dont wanna do that anymore. honestly i ened hekpl gamers, how do i remove my girlferiend who is also actually the dark lord satan?????????



she has a blog btw and she threatened to kill me if i dont plug it

https://thasabunchanonsense.blogspot.com/

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