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where have I been???? + GAMING BATTLE!!!!

sorry guys i needed to take a nap



i feel better now


so hows your guys's day been> good? good. i feel like i dont connect with my community much. that may be because i dont actualy care abou any of you, but may b i do?> no i don tthastts a lie a lMAOOOOOOOOOOO

anyways this point really has no meaning. jut here to clarify that i am not dead and instead i was only pretending to play dead to catch the racoons. evil creaptures i tell ye >:(


i dont like racoons. they pull on up on you, yeet all your stuff, then dash. who would want that? they arent as bad as the geese mafia, but jesois. i caught one once. put it in a  cage. iT AIGHT THE CAgE!!!!! H0W?????? a nhyways i want to declare war on these things, but I have a gaming competition coming soon, got challenged by some dad in florida. not really sure how thas gonna work but ive been praciticing my fps skills by shooting real people. some say its extreme, I say its getting first hand experience. if we play like a world w0r too game or something, ill def win cause i remember blowing the heck out of some city called like nagasakie or sompfink it was really funny ecs dee


so i dont really kno what else to say as i have notihng to say to behin with. I gues i could make alit of things to say

1) cringe

2) fotnite


3) minoins

wait all of these are trash what am i doing


ok so have you guys ever played fotnote? no? good. fotrenit is some trash and is dumb and stupid and stupid and dumb and should burn and die because its dumbg anf easurewhdsuhrewudah8hrew89dh89rhe sorry took anoither nap BOI DO I FEEL TIRED AHUWGHFYUCBGEWUBG&GH*YGBBM UBUBUGH g

anyways gamers hows your day been? I already asked that dear gowfeaddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd



HOWDY GAMERS! Its ye boi, onyern juuise, back again wif som mer rat tips. heres a lis'

1) feed yer rats rat poison to buil up there good ol' immune system
2) castrate the ugli ones so that they dont breed
3) give them corn
4) implant mind control trips into the weak minded in order to control them to complete tasks similar to ants, such as building bridges or taking down governments
5)conquer venezuela


one of those is alot eaier then the others (#5 LOL) so u should probably go backwords on that list in order to become a godddewhdfuscbuerudhf8ehr


WHAT JUST HAPPENED anyways gamers took another nap again whats upwif me is this some sort of self inflicted narcolepsy uhhhhhhh yeah so if you have math homework dont do it because #savage and uh have a nice day :) jik dont i feed on sadness

no pictures because i want to nap more

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