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bro my fish got robbed and kidnapped

for the last ten days i have been combatting the s̢̱͇͛̉̂̀̊̋͜w̟̬̱̦̬̄ͧͬ̑ͫ̆͂͒́͠ȃ̦̟̟̠͙͂̒͞r̷̺̖̤̋ͥ̌̀̍̈̃́m͓͚̫̗̰̔̇ͯ͐ͩ̿͟, prob will talk about that later. more pressing issue has just asrisesed.



telling the story as it happened because past tense is effor

right ur boi has a fsh downastairs. hes basically my neew bes bro and reminds me of somewon. doesnt matter anyways i was chillin out in ma kitchen because the entire room is a fridge and all of a sudden a man yeet himself throw my window

YEET

big loud sound im mega scare but thas not important whats important is he kidnap my fish! he pull out bag and put my fish in it and ran bacc out the window. i was like

"""""bruh""""""

wait what do you mean thats not funny anymore your not funny anymore dont judge me i say waht i want let me make my stupid little jokes

wait who am i talking to


did i just say talking? did i mention i was not talking at this time. i was scared the s̢̱͇͛̉̂̀̊̋͜w̟̬̱̦̬̄ͧͬ̑ͫ̆͂͒́͠ȃ̦̟̟̠͙͂̒͞r̷̺̖̤̋ͥ̌̀̍̈̃́m͓͚̫̗̰̔̇ͯ͐ͩ̿͟ would come back out. anyways i had to decide whether to chase after him or not. i started a twitter poll but 24 hoursl ater i only got 1 vote and it was to chase after him ((((it was mee)) so i jumped out the window. i didnt jump too hard, i didnt want to wake up the s̢̱͇͛̉̂̀̊̋͜w̟̬̱̦̬̄ͧͬ̑ͫ̆͂͒́͠ȃ̦̟̟̠͙͂̒͞r̷̺̖̤̋ͥ̌̀̍̈̃́m͓͚̫̗̰̔̇ͯ͐ͩ̿͟


so like ur boy #chased after that fish roberer. i didnt even get to see what he looked like! all i saw was that he was super tall and in a banana suit. how am i supposed to figure this out!

wait a minute...


he jumped through the window head first. after investigating the glass shards with my tongue, i have discovered they were broken by a tall man who happens to like onions. his friends were probably murdered in an accident, and has an interest in surfing. IT MUST A FLORIDIAN!


now that i know which state the person came from, i should be able to detect there scent. yessss.. 1.083 miles away. i must dash if im gonna get them!

so i opened a hole in the space time continutieum in order to get there faster. i teleported about .001 miles, but then i stoped teleporting because i didnt want to disturb the s̢̱͇͛̉̂̀̊̋͜w̟̬̱̦̬̄ͧͬ̑ͫ̆͂͒́͠ȃ̦̟̟̠͙͂̒͞r̷̺̖̤̋ͥ̌̀̍̈̃́m͓͚̫̗̰̔̇ͯ͐ͩ̿͟. i ran the rest. once i finally got there, it was too late. he had a gun up to my fish

"""bro, im sorry i have to do this, but this fish has the answers""" - meanieface who kidnaped my fish

""'"save me man im not ready to die""" - fish

what do you mean fish cant talk you cant talk wait your talking stop doing that

wait who am i talking to

anyways you know i had to hit em with a  """"no u"""" causing the fish to teleport into my hands.

"""bro, why you do that"""" - meamie

"""cause it my fish"""""

"""ur fish nows the truf""""

""of w0t?""

"""where i com from""""

"""bro ur floridian"""

""NOOOOO"""

and then he flew away. how did he not know that. what a strange fellow

oh wait

that was banana mwan wasnt it

this is like the 10th time he stole my fish






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