Update + Storytime

right so your boi gut some new informaton for u gois

1. ur boi got a new computer
her it is

2. your boi learned how to us lonks properly

3. i got fired from my job as a elevator mechanic because i made the elevators go really fast and someone died so i will b postin m0re

So you boi was at my local petstore checking out those birds cause i was real hungry and som grandma attempted to ineract wif me so you already know i yeet that gramda so hard i knocked a plane of the sky and her eyes fell out. so your boi caught those eyeballs andd dashed back home.

jared was tryna brea into my house (agen) so i popped his kneecaps n carried on wif my day.

I juiced a few onions but then i remembered that janets birfday was in a few weaks !!!11!!11 so you already know i had to get her somethni becaus she has been a real big help evin if she is working with those evil space alien overlords

i was thinkin i should get her a new blender for her bc her old one got yeeted on (by me) while pulverizing some bird feathers. but i could also get her a taser bc jared keeps trying to kill her and its getting real wierd

he could be trying to kill her or ask her out cant really tell hes probabaly a robot

anyways ive linked 2 below tell me whci one is bettr

1) Belender https://www.amazon.com/Easy-Bake-Ultimate-Baking-Mixes/dp/B017DVUEV8/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1536561002&sr=8-3&keywords=easy+bake+oven

2) tasr https://www.amazon.com/Elucto-Electric-Mosquito-DURACELL-Batteries/dp/B073PXV2GW/ref=sr_1_2_sspa?ie=UTF8&qid=1536561040&sr=8-2-spons&keywords=electric+bu g+net&psc=1

Vote hERE !!!11!1111!

again intellecutals only

so your boy was tryna eat me some live birds when that wierdo jared came back. something about "borrowing sugar or smthn idfk he wont leave me alone so i yeeted one of my birds at him and jared went flying he prob hit obamas house XDdDDdDDDDDDddD

Anyways gois thanks for reading pleASE VOTE OH MY GOD WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING I THINK MY COMPUTER IS BROKEN MY TEXT IS BIG AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa oh ok its fixed nwo anyways have a nice weekend and remember to punch grammas next time ill explain how to cook eyeballs from home

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