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my house got puted on frire !!!!!

OMG HELP MY HOUSE FIRE

kk i spilled my orang juice now the fire gone
lol
anyways guys welcolm back to the blog !!! how has your day been? k i dont care anyways

your boi was doing science wif my brand new lab coat but then one of the birds exploded for the 14th time so now my lab coat is red :(((

anywyas im big cnofusion about my new neighbor. im too lazy to remember his name so lets call him ROBOT. i think ROBOT might be a robot

reasons:
he looks ugly
he says "im a robot you loser" alot
he tried to kill me
my house got setted on fire by him
yeet

so in clonclusion he is probabbabbly a robot lol

so your boy deccided to check for himself. i went over to ROBOT and asked
r u robot - me
yeet- ROBOT
is that a yes- me
he then proceeded to shoot me. i use my yeet powers to undo the bullet and instead shoot him via yeet powers. i obtained yeet powers by using parakeet blood in satanic rituals  uh christian values dont say god he sees you when your sleeping he knows when your awaaaake
after the bullet got stuck in him he was like
OWOWOWOWOWOWWOWOW RHEEEE - ROBOT
yeet! - me
i then dabbed so hard i caused a shockwave and sent him flying. he prob finna hit janets house lol but janet is probably dead XDDDDDD
anyways bois that airplane that i yeeted here actually is still fine so im probs gonna fly that boi outta here in the next few years bc im bored here lol


you probs thout that the titl was clickbate and my house was only on fire for like 3 secs but you arr RONG !11!!1!!!!!11 i was cookin some dog feet still connected to the dog which was alive and the dog was like
chill dude - dog
kk were frends now - me

so now i have a new friend and we made a mixtape so fire that it burnt down my house but using his doggy powers he fixed ti

Link to mixtape

todays prost is super short i know but i have better things to do like sleep and also investigate

no pics today bc im too tired from making that mixtape

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