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Juicing your onions


Right so ur boi had to wait like 4 weeks for janet to come so that i could use her computer to upload my next post since she broke my computer by "accident"

thou fro real im sur shes in cahoots with the aliens but she lets me use her computa

so like lets get roiiight into the post



hey normies today im finna learn you gois a thing or two about a family traditin of mine:

Juicing onions

right so u ar  gonna needa take ur onion juicer

preferably one like https://www.amazon.com/20-Ton-Hydraulic-Press-Height-Adjustments/dp/B00FG25DOK/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1536264663&sr=8-3&keywords=hydraulic+press

this one is pretty good for the price

ur boi aalso recommends goggles for the normies scared of onions
those heckers are weak lol

what do you mean you have to go? Janet come on!  i gotta inform the masses about the onions!

right sorry janet had to go to her "real job" at some window tinting company
useless i swearz 

so know u ask "how do i juice my onions?"

well frist your gonna have ta put the onions on your juicer, and then grab a cup. then u gots to put the onion in the cup

after this, i usually put on my puncing gloves, though you can use your handies if your one of those poor normies

then, you finna needa pound thos onions. PUNCH THOSE BOIS LIK U WOULD PUNCH YOUR LIVE BIRDS!

Nobody eats live birds? sorry janet, not everyone is on your crazy "vegetarian" diet. not everys scared of real meat

once you beat the onions, you gonna needa take your pulped onions, and blend those bois in a blender like this one https://www.amazon.com/DeLonghi-America-CGH1030D-Livenza-All-Day/dp/B01MF7EFYB/ref=sr_1_2_acs_ac_4?s=hi&ie=UTF8&qid=1536265394&sr=1-2-acs&keywords=waffle+maker


wafflemaker, blender, alarm clock, same thing janet!

anywais goys, then u needa strain those ruined onions boys to get them good juices. once u hav don thIs, you can GET YOUR WAIT WHY IS MY TEXT BIG IM NOT HOLDING SHIFT

what the hell is a capslock

JANET IS PROBABLY LYING TO ME SO IM SORRY ABOUT THE BIFG TEXT I DON KNOW HOW TO FXI THIS

ANYWAYS ONCE YOU HAVE STRAINED THE JUICES OUT OF YOUR ONION U HAV DONE IT !!111!!!11! YOU HAVE JUICED YOUR ONINONS! BELOW AR SOME PICS OF THE PROCESSSSS

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