JARED GOT YEETED ON !!!111!!1!! + IM PICASSO NOW

right so your boy has learned that more people wanted me to get that real sick taser so your boy got it and threw it threw her windwo. was real cool. also yeeted some birds into her hous but thas besides the point

so your boy was yeeting on some birds cause i was kinda hunger but then jared knocked on my door and that boy tryna steal my pics so i got my stainless steel chainsaw and yeet my door down. before that boi could talk i seperated that bois head from his body. was real when his head went fwoosh and hit a gramma. grab those eyes faster than i grab my brids trying to excape.

He was like "OWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWWOWOWOWPOWO" and then in conclusion i think he is either 1. a robot. 2. an alien so im finna try and juice him and find out. you will know the truth in the next post oh no one of my birds is trying to escape

ok so that bird is in my mouth and is trying to bite me i might need to rip its wings off

anyways i decided i needed a new hobby so i picked up a drawing tablet
https://www.amazon.com/Etch-A-Sketch-Classic-Red/dp/B00000J0HG

so i could start doing some art but like my semi automatic rifle came in the mail so i got distracted. about 16 hours + a short nap later i remembered and decided to start drawing. i added some of my new art beloew. though im running out of outlets bc i put potatoes in all my other ones

did u know i know frenc? je am very good it at. Thats prob wyh i am is the bestestest artcist.

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