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My war mech i use to crush the skulls of those who wronged me

this one time i few months ago i was really bored and also really wanted a war mech. so like i just wished real hard and poof! it there


now one would think i would use this war mech to go and lik shut peopl o0r osmerthing but no, i didn. instead, i kinda just went around shooting deer. big mistake. der are some of the most evil animals out here, only second to the s̨͇̪̟̫̮̍͂͂ͯ͂ͦ̃̐w̥͙̙͈̘͛̊͋͛ͨ͘aͪ͛̽̐̕҉̤͚͚̟̬̞͕͝r̗͙̗͉̝̻ͥ͛͂ͪ̾̏͒͜m̞̝͑̿̓ͦ́̚.

you probably think deer are stupid idiots, just hanging around in the forest being... deer. well you'd be mistaken bud. deer aint no silly little idiots. THEY AR SCEHEMEING MONS TERS !!!

just look at them. 4 feet, 4 eies, 4 personalities, 4 oh wait thats not a deer thats a spider


wait

where did its legs go

oh

oh

oh

oh no

thas no very good



ok so i murdered the spider bubt thats besides the point. deers are #evil. if you see a deer, rU N! if someone says oh deer, RUN! if you see the letters "d" and "e" in the same sentence, RUN!

ok so this one time i was crossbowing adult deer when i was like """"wow crossbows r tres imeficiant. you knw what i wan? a mech of which i can murder animals much easier.

and then the umperiverse was like

BOOP

and there it was. it was lke multiple fet tall, and had like several weapons. i immidatly hopped in, and was like

wowzahs this lowkey epic



and then i went to shoot deer.



i got em in the liver


i got there kidneys


i got there eys



i got that homeless guy


i got that other homeless guy



is it bad to mrder the homeless? yes? ok fne

ctrl-z


they not dead no more

sorry bout tht


y'all still broke tho


so at this point i was having a good time. i basically halved the entire deer population in north america. to be fair, they #deserved it. i was getting bored, but then i realized my mistake.


so i found myself surrounded by deer in suits why suits? because suits are commonly reffered to as "the evil person meanie face clothing"

yikes is what i would have said


but then they all satrted shooting me with there lil deer guns. pew pew!! luckily, my war mech was bullet proof so they kinda just stopped and fell down bc like connectic emerpy or somefink. then i just went around crushing there skulls with my power suit. lol bye!

so thatas how iused my mech to crush the skiullls of thouse who wreonged me. in the end, I murdered hundreds of deer. Try and catch me now s̩̳̭̼̺ͪ̔͋̈́̃͘ͅw̘̙̖͓̓͛͌͌̄̿͡a̢͚̝͔̺͉͌ͨ̾̍͡ṛ̱̞̹̆́ͭ̔̆̌͗ͦ͡m̶̳̯̙̬̠̲͇̄̍͝ͅ!


oh god


oh god


it got out


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