was finna tell u the story ab how my dad died on chrismas but my girlfrien beat me with a fork so im kinda convinced shes satan and in an attempt to summon him to be my friend i accidently spawned a girlfriend and oririanlally i htought tht having a giels firend aewould have nbeeen rewalaly good, but ljiek now im convinced it isnt. she is a terrible person, and tried to kill my guinea pigs. i had to sacrifice more goats to stop her, and i dont wanna do that anymore. honestly i ened hekpl gamers, how do i remove my girlferiend who is also actually the dark lord satan????????? she has a blog btw and she threatened to kill me if i dont plug it https://thasabunchanonsense.blogspot.com/

⛧christian post ahead⛧ i cant say god because my mom said so so todai i will b teaching you ho w to be a magic man. THIS IS CRUICISAL INFO im awar that the conclusidon to this beautfiul series has takenw a while, for i have been steudying the vblade. if  yo u have not read the other 3 parts, you will not understan. if you don understan, then you are a NOOB. and if you didn't already know, NO NOOBS ALLOWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok so like first you gotta do yourr daily duck prayers. as always. pray facing Seokchon Lake (heres a picture) this prepares you for the intense power you are about to recieve. nex, you needa do your homewokr. don worry, this just makes sure that u get it don bc this ritual takes a while ok so like you need to take your juiced pizza, and pour it into a bottle. the botte must be exact 4.20 L. that may seem a bit big,

right so im putting magik man tutorial on hold for a more pressing issue i know this post tooik a while but i was listening to my favorite rapper YUNG UPGRADE, link down below mans is fire 🔥🔥🔥 emojis are so cool check this out 💣💥⏩🐧🐦🐥🐤🐣 get it!!! im killing birds with an explosive device. its like hyroglifics but with colour now that im closer to the great african savannayes i have access to better nums. now i dont have to eat parakeets, now i can eeat grater things like edgy horsies and hard worms. oky so today im going to teach how to cokok the edgy hors more comonly known as zebre PRO TIP: DON GOOGL EDGY HORS ok so like there are many ways to cut the meat of a zebra. im going to take the sensible route and use toenail clippers, link to some good ones  https://www.amazon.com/BLACK-DECKER-BEHT100-Hedge-Trimmer/dp/B077Z9KM29/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1544669125&sr=8-3&keywords=hedge+cutters cheap as frick but get the job done so ur going to wa

hey kids welcome back to onion juice how bored are you 1- canadian 2- me 3- the 400 birds in cages 5- esports player 6- dinosaur 1 is most bored 2 is biggest bored if you are on that spectrum go do something else http://guineapigea.blogspot.com/ this loser left his blog up go bully him so this time i decided to build my own plane cause i ran out of ferrets fighting the us military i have a sufficient supply of gamer juic so if you were wondering what we will be using as fuel, thas what ull be using. BUILDIN MATERALS ok so there are many options human bones wood osmium i was tempted by the first option but then i realized, all the bird feathers lying around! so i decided to use them BLUE PRINT usually i dont make a blueprint for stuff i build bc im a master builder so i dnt really need to. but i decided to this time because im not a proffesional aeroespace engengeer so i neeeded ot make sure i didnt make any mistakes. i posted my blueprint bel