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Epic Gamer Rant + Moving soon!

right os like your boi was minding my own buisness hacking epic games to unblock me on facebook when i got a notification. one of my gamer bros i met on xbox messaged me that some loser had just made a blog and on the side he was bullying me. this means that he knows me. but i hid my identity. how did he find out my name!!! hes a frickn loser and his guinea pigeas are ugly as frick. those dogs dont even move lol at least my dog moved while it was still alive how could anyone like a guinea pigea? thos things are so dumb and arent anywhere near as cool as my dog. this kid think he can call me mean names. little did he know, i have 3 friends on ro- ok so maybe i dont have any roblox friends anymore but thats besides the point. this fricker will not survive this. i borrowed the nuclear launch codes and will be game-ending him momentarily lol bye XD to him atleast this blog ppost isnt over so like the government ddef found me and there is no point in hiding so im going

IM NOT SAFE

SPONSORED BY BRAZILLIAN GROVERNEMTNT JK XD HAHAHAH nord vpn + internet private access + norton security + mcafee + gun strapped to a highchair + Tunnelbear + tinfoil hat = i have like 10 minutes b4 the governemt finds me again ima make this quick so i was asked by a friend of a friend of a cousin whos dead asked how to get revenge the answer is simple fill there house with ducks ok so you may be syaing onion juice, where would i get ducks? the duck store idiot kk ima spend the next 7 minutes looking up pictures of chris prat

how to host a dog funeral

right so i havent posted for all of november bc the government raided my house with napalm and killed my dog so i had to host a public funeral heres the pamphlet and trust me guys there is no hidden message in the post Heck that pamphlet was so convincing i almost canceled the dog funeral to attend this dog funeral but then i realized... my dogs more important ok so first your going to need to plan. whos coming? heres my list so far - janet - - - - - - - hahaha i forget nobody likes me anymore lol anyways  after you have your list you need to make a pamphlet. as you saw above its very convincing, i feel like the last part sells it speaking of selling am i selling to you how safe i currently am. the governent are not coming for me Everyone loves a dog funeral. from the 3 ive been to, all for my dogs, the people there were crying. something about the gun pointed at them but thats just an excuse. you know they are crying ovr the stupid dog Lol

Canada

I Sincerely Never Obscured The Red Electronics And Leaves the governent cant get me this time That random set of words at the top means nothing dont worry next part of history coming soon need to catch up on my history tho bc my brain got assaulted by worms and i forgot everything past the age of 6 luckily i had a backup thanks to my sponsor Aluminium! thats right the entire element of aluminium is sponsoring this blog! make sure to throw any aluminum objects you have directly into your screen as fast as possible to show your support! or through it at your dog see if i care canada formed after the third great rhino war and the ducks needed space to live after the humans stole all there land. they then evolved into aggresive insects more commonly known as polar bears and now inhabit the land known as canada canada is comprised of many things: - - - - snow - - alot i know haha that rhymes you know what else rhymes? i dont care enough to answer that x d i