Interrogating Jared + Im moving + im amelia earhart now

so some of you may be asking, how did mi art karer go?

teribly.

all my painting got blod on them after i yeeted jared at a wall. aslo hes a rob0t.

so your boi was interrigating him after seperating his troso from his leygs and may i jus say his sixpack is nic anywasys your boi was axing him the important questions while aslo getting good exerxise by hitting his dismembred legs with an ax

"wtf r u doing" - me
"ERROR, MISSION COMPROMISED" - loser more commonli known as jared
"are you alien?????" - me
"wtf no im a robot you idiot" - wise guy mor commnly known as jared
"lie" - me
"dude i stopped having errors to correct you, that isnt blood thats gasoline" - edgelord who probab using that gasolin as inhalent mroreere comonmliy known as jared

KIDS DON DO DRUGS IT MAKE ALIEN COME FOR U

"finna yeet on you if you don tell me what u doin in my house" - me
"i didnt even com in here this time you cut me in half you dumba-

finna cut off jared right ther cause we needa be family friedly as im here to learm the kids an they needa be in a safe learnin environment. remememr kids, never throw brids at yourself! only at oyur parents

"so y r u here" - me
"invenstigating u caus the grovernment think your a phyocpath" - drug abusin ailien mroe cromonly known as jared

"im not a phycopath i cried when i watched charlottlotte's webbbbbbb" - yeehaw

"that meens nofink yk you idiot now im finna self destruc and klill you also im jesus" - wait what
"tf" - me
"lol bye" - im confusion
i yeet that boy so hard he flew out my window and blew up janets house whic is 14 miles awey from me
janet prob wrokig with the alielens. they cant stop me from yeeting on brids!!!!

so your boy got his suitcas, more commonli known as a hollowed out seagull, and paxked some thinks. ma lappytoppy, some live birds, some human skin, and my etch-a-sketch. i also packed my assault rifle and my chainsaw but thas not importan

so i walked over to the airport and i was like
"can i borrow one of your plane?" -me
"no wtf" - airplane hecker
i yeet that boy out a window and jumped into one of the smaller planes. i beliv its called a "boein 747" or somfinnk like that. i yeet that booy into the sky so hard that my eyes cloned themselves so that they could fall out. so now im flying away in an attempt to get away from those heckers and go somewhere safe like brazil

oh im typing this while im in the sky so yeah im basically amelya airheat
and you may be asking "but your a boi?"
and i say i can be whatever the hecc i want you alien loving non-birdyeeter. anyways gois drive safe and trust no one