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New year, new me!

Hey guys! It is your boy, Onion Juice, and today I will be talking about a few of my new year's traditions, as well as my resolutions. This year, I have a few things I would like to accomplish. - Check my grammar before posting to my oh-so-glorious blog. - Get rid of my girlfriend - Be friends with Shawp again. - Find my father   Get rid of my girlfriend. - Get rid of my girlfriend Is that everything Every new years, I spend the night by myself on a hill. However, My girlfriend is incapable of leaving me, so I spent it with her. I love to enjoy the silence when the clock strikes 12, yet I had to hear her ear piercing screech that just NEVER STOPS IT NEVER STOPSS IT NEV ER STOIPS PLEASSE JUSETE FU Don't know what came over me anyways if you haven notised yet i got away from the skeleton. Turns out that skeletons are incapable of feeling emotion and all i had to do was make out wif it in ordeer to best it within combat. instantly vaporised. wish the same hap