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dentists are sinners!

YO STRAIGHT UP NOT GONNA LIE BECAUSE LYING IS A #SIN BUH LIKE I DONT BELIEVE IN TEETH i kinda just dont eat like ever so teeth dont rlly matter to me i kinda just eminate energy so i dont sleep or consume anything so like the idea of going to a dentist is kindssa like cring to me. but then my bruh CIA agent wa lik **bruv its been 6 monfs go to dentis**** and i was like no and then he shot me so i was like lmao fine YEEEEEET and here i am. dentis ofic. im not scared. being scared is for scardy cats. im a human person. so i pull up like bruv chek my teefs and then i get put on some sort of foldy chair. pretty lit so far. THEN HE STRAIGHT UP PULLS OUT A 12 INCH DAGGER AND SHOVES IT INTO MY MOUTH AND IM LIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA