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My war mech i use to crush the skulls of those who wronged me

this one time i few months ago i was really bored and also really wanted a war mech. so like i just wished real hard and poof! it there now one would think i would use this war mech to go and lik shut peopl o0r osmerthing but no, i didn. instead, i kinda just went around shooting deer. big mistake. der are some of the most evil animals out here, only second to the s̨͇̪̟̫̮̍͂͂ͯ͂ͦ̃̐w̥͙̙͈̘͛̊͋͛ͨ͘aͪ͛̽̐̕҉̤͚͚̟̬̞͕͝r̗͙̗͉̝̻ͥ͛͂ͪ̾̏͒͜m̞̝͑̿̓ͦ́̚. you probably think deer are stupid idiots, just hanging around in the forest being... deer. well you'd be mistaken bud. deer aint no silly little idiots. THEY AR SCEHEMEING MONS TERS !!! just look at them. 4 feet, 4 eies, 4 personalities, 4 oh wait thats not a deer thats a spider wait where did its legs go oh oh oh oh no thas no very good ok so i murdered the spider bubt thats besides the point. deers are #evil. if you see a deer, rU N! if someone says oh deer, RUN! if you see the letters "d" and "e" in the sa

bro my fish got robbed and kidnapped

for the last ten days i have been combatting the s̢̱͇͛̉̂̀̊̋͜w̟̬̱̦̬̄ͧͬ̑ͫ̆͂͒́͠ȃ̦̟̟̠͙͂̒͞r̷̺̖̤̋ͥ̌̀̍̈̃́m͓͚̫̗̰̔̇ͯ͐ͩ̿͟, prob will talk about that later. more pressing issue has just asrisesed. telling the story as it happened because past tense is effor right ur boi has a fsh downastairs. hes basically my neew bes bro and reminds me of somewon. doesnt matter anyways i was chillin out in ma kitchen because the entire room is a fridge and all of a sudden a man yeet himself throw my window YEET big loud sound im mega scare but thas not important whats important is he kidnap my fish! he pull out bag and put my fish in it and ran bacc out the window. i was like """""bruh"""""" wait what do you mean thats not funny anymore your not funny anymore dont judge me i say waht i want let me make my stupid little jokes wait who am i talking to did i just say talking? did i mention i was not talking at this time. i was scared the s͛̉