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yo i straight up got sent to hell!

sorry fam your boui had to restaert the entropy machine anyways ur boi lowkey highkey was walking down the street when a homeless man pulled up on me. you know my immediate reacton is to pull out my woild war 2 maxim machine gun but mans was like YO CHILLAX DUDE and i was like holup your poor and your not running away? double whammy so you already know i pulled out my second worl war 2 maxim macine gun.  like yikes man if he aint finna dash now ima have to mug him OH WAIT HES POOR so we kinda just stared at each other quietly and then he was like jesus why did i create you anyways 1v1 me checkers kid and i was like hol up is you my father? and then he was all like uh no lmao kk now that that had been settled i straight up went full kaio-ken on him like 4th gear python form like avatar state i went full try hard i was lik,e RHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe you already know your boy straight up LOST so hard like i got like 2 of his pieces he got like all of min